Big Bway Jokes: Detail, Defense, Defeat! (Jamaican Jokes)

Hey folks! How ya'll doing? Here's a popular Big Boy Joke!

Big Bwoi joke 1: Defeat, Detail, Defense!

It was a bright sunny Monday morning when Big Bway's teacher decided she wanted to teach sentence construction. Unfortunately for her it didn't go as planned.

Big Bway's teacher wrote these words "defeat, detail, defense" on the blackboard and asked the class to construct sentences with them. Silence filled the classroom as one by one the children lowered their heads and stared at their desks. No one wanted to answer.

"No one wants to try?", the teacher asked.

Suddenly, Big Bway jumped up.

"Oh yes miss! Me miss!" He said with excitement.

Relieved the teacher said. "Okay Big Boy go ahead."
Big Bway stood up with a cheeky look on his face and said:

"A cow jumped over defense and detail went over with defeat."

The whole class burst out laughing, and the teacher abruptly told Big Bway who now had a wide grin to sit down.

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