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Big Bway Jokes: Donkey Worries (EEEE GG!!)

Now this is a popular joke from the Big Bway joke catalog. Enjoy!!  😂😂😂😁😁 


One day Big Bway was in class up to no good, goofing off with his friends at the back of the class. He had rushed into the class room earlier trying not to be late, that he made a mess of one of his usual household chores his granny would ask him to do. 

Big Bway's family had a donkey he affectionately called GG. Now his granny had reminded him that morning to remember to tie GG on a nearby post so that she could get some grass to eat. Because Big Bway was running late, he just wrapped her rope around the post and didn't tie her properly. 

Back in the classroom, the teacher was giving them words to spell, and as usual Big Bway held his head down, trying not to make eye contact with the teacher so that she wouldn't pick on him. 

The teacher however had come up with a plan: she would ask each student to spell a word, that way every student had to spell.

As the teacher proceeded down the line to each student giving them a word, Big Bway became nervous and wished he was somewhere else.

When the teacher came to Big Bway, he didn't look up. She touched him on the shoulder and said, "Big Bway, your turn, spell egg."

Big Bway looked at the teacher then looked around at his classmates. They were all giggling quietly. Big Bway cleared his throat and began to spell:

"Miss...um miss", he said. "Hegg is eee...um...eee"

Just then his donkey burst around the bend and was galloping at break neck speed. She had gotten loose of Big Bway's careless tie and was galloping at top speed around the bend and running by the school. Big Bway looked out the window, saw the donkey and cried out: 

EEEE GG! EEEE GG! EEEE GG! EEEE GG! EEEE GG!

The cry was to instruct GG to stop her galloping, but the teacher thought that finally Big Bway got something right and said, "Well done Big Bway! That is the correct spelling for egg!"


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